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Date With The Bed... [16 Jul 2009|11:54pm]
[ mood | Bleeeeeeeh ]
[ music | Good Riddance: "Made To Be Broken" ]

I should know better than to neglect something of such value and importance to me such as my Livejournal. At very least I feel obligated to continue what was starting almost eight years ago. Yes, that's right. [info]greenboy has been active (to an extent) since August of 2001. My have I grown. I miss spending hours reflecting with you, LJ. And also searching for interesting forums and reading about other people's lives.

That said, I need to make this quick. Tara is in the other room falling asleep and I'm looking to go crawl into bed with her.


I've been feeling as if I'm merely an acquaintance to everyone. It feels like I don't really have any friends. I confided in Tara that one of my apprehensions regarding moving in together with her was that she was the first person that suggested getting a place with me. I've never had any close buddies or other guy friends that seemed interested. Even the people I considered my closest compadres, it seemed the thought never crossed their minds. Is that to indicate that my "friends" can only stand to be around me for short periods of time? Or maybe, taking it further, that I was not worth knowing that well? Perhaps I've just become everyone's free photographer. What used to be my social crutch turned into a devotion, and is now exploited.



I'm not sure how much of that I believe. But I definitely miss all the people I consider my friends. I just hope they all regard me in the same way.

Fucked 4 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

Snap Snap Snap Snap Develope Print DONE!! ... [01 Apr 2009|11:26pm]
[ mood | Thirsty, ALWAYS Thirsty ]
[ music | Lagwagon: "Making Friends" ]



I'm Working On A New Photo Project.


It's gonna be wicked fun.
Fucked 3 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

ACJ Project Round Six... [03 Sep 2008|06:48pm]
[ mood | Simpsons ]
[ music | No Trigger: "You Said It" ]



Meri



http://www.iaremoron.com/jeffhphoto/johnston

Fucked 3 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

ACJ Project Round Five... [03 Sep 2008|06:35pm]
[ mood | Mmmmmm ... Ranch Sun Chips ]
[ music | Stevie Wonder: "Uptight" ]



Jenny


http://www.iaremoron.com/jeffhphoto/johnston

Oh, Fuck Me!

ACJ Project Round Four... [10 Aug 2008|06:18pm]
[ mood | Need Schedule More Models ]
[ music | Verbena: "Baby Got Shot" ]



Mel


http://www.iaremoron.com/jeffhphoto/johnston

Fucked 5 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

ACJ Project Round Three... [10 Aug 2008|06:15pm]
[ mood | Lots of Photo Work To Do ]
[ music | Slick Shoes: "Now Is The Time" ]



Mandie


http://www.iaremoron.com/jeffhphoto/johnston

Oh, Fuck Me!

ACJ Project Round Two... [07 Jul 2008|09:45pm]
[ mood | Weary ]
[ music | The Darkness: "Growing On Me" ]



Jessie Peach


http://www.iaremoron.com/jeffhphoto/johnston

Oh, Fuck Me!

And We're Off... [26 Jun 2008|02:17am]
[ mood | Accomplished ]
[ music | Whippersnapper: "Clothes Horse" ]

A six month head start on a photo project... Not too bad of a start I'd say.




My homage to Alfred Cheney Johnston has begun.


...And I couldn't be happier with my first results


http://www.iaremoron.com/jeffhphoto/johnston

Fucked 12 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

[25 Jun 2008|10:29am]
[ mood | Busy ]
[ music | Lit: "Lovely Day" ]

Ladies and Gentlemen...

As of July 10, 2008, Walgreens will no longer be my primary place of employment.

As of July 10, 2008, I will officially be working for Schiller's Camera & Video.

I am so goddamn happy to have finally made the move away from a job I've hated for eight years.



Oh and I'm also going to be a nightlife photographer for Riverfront Times.



I said it six months ago. This is MY. FUCKING. YEAR!!

Fucked 5 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

Random Thoughts (Cross Posted From MySpace) ... [10 Jun 2008|01:36pm]
[ mood | Naughty ]
[ music | A Wilhelm Scream: "Jaws 3, People 0" ]

As much as I looooooooooove playing pinball, there exist no photos of me playing. I guess, perhaps, people are smart enough not to disturb me during a game. I'm becoming quite good at the Elvis machine at Syberg's. Oh, and last night's karaoke was interesting. Good people, good times, I am never in a bad mood on Monday nights.

To Coors drinkers, WHAT THE FUCK!? Exactly what is the fucking point of having a beer label that changes color to indicate that your beverage is sufficiently cold? Are Coors light drinkers so fucking retarded that they can't tell when a beer is cold just by touching it?

Is it, ICED, tea?
No! It's hot tea!!
Well, then, I have no idea



It really is time to get back in shape. I look like shit.

I got a new camera toy yesterday. It's a macro/wide angle lens extender combo. I'll probably use them sparingly, but it least it makes my current lens look a lot cooler. It was an ebay purchase that took a long time to get here. So the dude said he was going to send me another one. So I think I'll have two here soon. I also received a shipment of various rolls of film as an experiment from Adorama. I'm quite happy about that. But now I need subjects to shoot.

I have a speech to write for tommorrow afternoon. And I'm not doing it right now. And I'm running out of time, having to work at 4:00pm today. Let alone, sleeping 'til noon. AND! Now that I'm making some headway on www.IAREMORON.com I'll be further distracted. Dammit.

The pool sounds mighty nice right now.

--jeff h
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My Neck Hurts... [09 Jun 2008|06:51pm]
[ mood | Creative ]
[ music | Stone Temple Pilots: "Coma" ]

Friday the Samurai Electricians did RHPS at Union Station. For having not promoted the show at all (I myself had two weeks notice) there was an overwhelming turnout. We were, however, somewhat inhibited with the makeup of the audience. There were some children present and that was a bit strange. The cast definitely had to tone things down a little bit. Otherwise it was great fun. Took a whoooooooole lot of photos. We all went to the City Museum afterwards, courtesy of Brittany. Got some even better photos of scantily clad female friends of mine. Yeaaaaah. Got home very late.

Didn't do shit on Saturday. Woke up, worked on photos, went to work, came home and worked on photos.

Sunday, I went to the Stone Temple Pilots concert, courtesy of Lique. Damn that was cool. Who knows when one might get another chance to see that band. The set list was as follows, in this correct order...

Big Empty
Wicked Garden
Big Bang Baby
Vasoline
Lady Picture Show
Lounge Fly
Crackerman
Sour Girl
Creep
Plush
Interstate Love Song
Coma
Down
Sin
[Funk Jam]
Sex Type Thing
Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart
Dead and Bloated (Encore)


It was great. Chevelle was rad too. Didn't dig Saliva and didn't see any of the other bands, as Lique and I are old and didn't have the energy to be outside and deaf all day.

I got one page of www.IAREMORON.com working today. I'm going to slowly make the switch over from my Picasa photo page to my own site. The breakthrough today was finding a free program that will resize and rename photos for me with all kinds of customization available. And again, FREE! Not free to try, FUCKING FREE!! I am happy. THIS is the template page that I created and will base all other photo pages of it. I made it to where I only have to change a few settings to make an entirely different page.

Radical.
Oh, Fuck Me!

So Much For More Text Posts... [06 Jun 2008|01:28am]
[ mood | Creative ]
[ music | After The Fall: "Bummer" ]



"But It's Gonna Be Such A Great Picture!"

Oh, Fuck Me!

My Friends Are Still Turning 21... [26 May 2008|12:31pm]
[ mood | I Could Eat A Fucking Horse ]
[ music | Lipona: "The Citadel" ]

I'm going to try updating more. Legitimate updates that aren't just cryptic pessimistic comments about how unhappy I might, or might not be.

Leah B's birthday was yesterday and it was party time down at the Landing. Many thank you's to RiceCakes for braving the weather to drive my ass down there. Despite spending most of the evening at Morgan Street (wank wank) I had a good time. Didn't get as many pictures as I'd like to. But oh well. Plenty of other people were snapping photos. Ryan seemed to take exception and got real offensive about me taking photos of him and Sarah. I'm told that he's normally not that uptight and he was just in a difference place, so I'm not going to make up an opinion of him just yet. After Morgan Street we went across the street to ... I don't know, something loud and lame. Some dance thing. Alex and I didn't stay long.

Came home and didn't remember much. I think I went to bed. Not sure. But I slept like a rock with the storm outside my window.

Totally.

Oh, Fuck Me!

Today Was The Day... [14 May 2008|04:19pm]
[ mood | About Fucking Time!! ]
[ music | Weezer: "Pink Triangle" ]




The Culmination of Three Years Worth of Planning... )


Annnnnnnnnnnnd, DISCUSS!!
Fucked 8 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

Countdown... [11 May 2008|03:27am]
[ mood | Clean Pipes ... Ewwww ]
[ music | THIS IS HELL: "Prelude (Again) ]

May 14...


Prepare yourselves for a VERY important post here.

Fucked 1 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

Frontier Park After Dark... [02 May 2008|12:57am]
[ mood | Calm ]
[ music | This Is A Standoff: "Fashion Faux Pas" ]


"Free Show"

Fucked 2 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

Because It Was A Better Idea Than Going To The Boat Alone Tonight... [30 Apr 2008|01:33am]
[ mood | I Should Be Shooting More Film ]
[ music | Lagwagon: "Making Friends" ]



"The Fabulous Words of K-Sank"




"Making Friends"
Fucked 2 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

Day 9267... [23 Apr 2008|10:55am]
[ mood | .... ]
[ music | Millencolin: "Shut You Out" ]

I'm just, for lack of a better expression, blaaaaah about everything lately. I feel callous, unaffectionate, uninspired, jaded, and overall could just not care less about anything right now. I show up to work and just don't give a shit about putting forth the extra effort like I used to. I show up to school, errrrr when I show up, and just don't have the drive to print anything new. When I'm out with my camera nothing seems to strike me as photograpically worthy. Oh and I'm growing a disgusting gut and can't get motivated to start working out again. I don't feel nearly as attractive anymore, for other things as well as my gut. And I might have a gambling problem.


** 25 years, 4 months, 14 days = 9267 Days

Fucked 3 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

Oh Ms. Gish... [09 Apr 2008|04:55pm]
[ mood | Sleeeeeeepy ]
[ music | Nearmiss: "Now Rectify" ]



"I've Had A Crush On You Since Junior High"




Staying in tonight, and watching six hours of playoff hockey coverage. Totally.
Fucked 2 Times / Oh, Fuck Me!

More Casey... [26 Mar 2008|11:56am]
[ mood | C'mon! Lets Go! Lets Get Out! ]
[ music | Me First and the Gimme Gimmes: "I Will Always Love You" ]


"We Still Have Time"
Oh, Fuck Me!

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