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[23 Jul 2013|08:28pm]
I have no fucking clue what I'm doing with my life.
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[21 Oct 2012|04:20pm]
From journal entry, dated Feb. 7, 2008

"I'm going to be a whole new person by the time I turn 26. But I'm still going to act like I'm a twelve-year-old."

HA! How naive.
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[16 Sep 2012|08:33pm]
As the years go by, more and more I get the impression that I don't seem to mean very much to the people that mean a lot to me.
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Nothing Special... [27 Aug 2011|10:19pm]
[ mood | Self Loathing ]

I'm just another guy with a camera. There are MILLIONS like me. Without a camera, I'm just another guy.

I'm really a boring person.

...Oh, and Fight Club the book, wow. It has a completely different ending than the movie.

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[24 Jul 2011|12:16am]
I'm not really worth bragging about.
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I Wish I Could Do Photos All The Time And Quit My Job But They Just Keep Giving Me More Money... [13 Jun 2011|11:05pm]
[ mood | depressed ]

Why is it so damn difficult to accept that their is always someone better than you?

It makes me feel like nothing is worth doing. I guess if I'm 28 and just figuring this out, then I'm either ridiculously naive or fairly resilient.

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Photographic Services... [31 May 2011|05:36pm]

My profession dooms me to a life of people considering me more of a casual acquittance than a friend.

This depresses me to no end.

Oh, Fuck Me!

Title Goes Here... [05 May 2011|09:43pm]
[ mood | Hey! Yo! ]

Hey LJ! hOWS things? Whatever. Enough boring chit chat.


-- I keeep getting asked how long I have left until I graduate. My automatic response now is "Too Long." I have enough restraint to not brutally attack those who ask. I'm 28 and I've been in school for 10 years. I hate this.

-- My job, and most of the people I work with, suck. And I'm pretty sure all of my coworkers think I'm a suckup, douche ass, killjoy, lamewad.

-- More stuff here that I can't really say in a public entry.

-- I should be doing something else with my life.

-- I think my family thinks of me as some kind of employee. I mean, really. What if I just didn't ever bring my camera to family functions?

-- Recently realized there aren't many photos of me from the last five to seven years. I've retreated so far behind the lens, and become so relied upon to be photographing everything, that nobody around me finds it necessary to document anything. I've essentially erased myself from history. THis recently crossed my mind [again] when I thought about death. Like a hypothetical about my funeral at 28 years old. Would there be ANY recent photos of me? I really don't think so.

-- Does that LJ cut thing still work?

-- I'm on my second beer of the night. It's a Thursday. Whaaaa?

-- I feel broken.

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Old Accomplished Acquaintances Spark Shitty Self-Loathing Behaviour... [26 Apr 2010|11:20pm]
[ mood | Another Day, Another Rant ]

Nobody's ever expected much of me anyway.

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Pages In The Fire... [16 Apr 2010|07:06pm]
[ mood | ... ]

Hiding behind the lens is my way of slowly erasing myself from history.

I often wonder whether my three nieces will know when they get older who their uncle Jeff is. After all, there don't seem to be any photos of him.



The ellipsis means either sadness or deep thought.

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Snap Snap Snap Snap Develope Print DONE!! ... [01 Apr 2009|11:26pm]
[ mood | Thirsty, ALWAYS Thirsty ]

I'm Working On A New Photo Project.

It's gonna be wicked fun.
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[25 Jun 2008|10:29am]
[ mood | Busy ]

Ladies and Gentlemen...

As of July 10, 2008, Walgreens will no longer be my primary place of employment.

As of July 10, 2008, I will officially be working for Schiller's Camera & Video.

I am so goddamn happy to have finally made the move away from a job I've hated for eight years.

Oh and I'm also going to be a nightlife photographer for Riverfront Times.

I said it six months ago. This is MY. FUCKING. YEAR!!

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Random Thoughts (Cross Posted From MySpace) ... [10 Jun 2008|01:36pm]
[ mood | Naughty ]

As much as I looooooooooove playing pinball, there exist no photos of me playing. I guess, perhaps, people are smart enough not to disturb me during a game. I'm becoming quite good at the Elvis machine at Syberg's. Oh, and last night's karaoke was interesting. Good people, good times, I am never in a bad mood on Monday nights.

To Coors drinkers, WHAT THE FUCK!? Exactly what is the fucking point of having a beer label that changes color to indicate that your beverage is sufficiently cold? Are Coors light drinkers so fucking retarded that they can't tell when a beer is cold just by touching it?

Is it, ICED, tea?
No! It's hot tea!!
Well, then, I have no idea

It really is time to get back in shape. I look like shit.

I got a new camera toy yesterday. It's a macro/wide angle lens extender combo. I'll probably use them sparingly, but it least it makes my current lens look a lot cooler. It was an ebay purchase that took a long time to get here. So the dude said he was going to send me another one. So I think I'll have two here soon. I also received a shipment of various rolls of film as an experiment from Adorama. I'm quite happy about that. But now I need subjects to shoot.

I have a speech to write for tommorrow afternoon. And I'm not doing it right now. And I'm running out of time, having to work at 4:00pm today. Let alone, sleeping 'til noon. AND! Now that I'm making some headway on www.IAREMORON.com I'll be further distracted. Dammit.

The pool sounds mighty nice right now.

--jeff h
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My Neck Hurts... [09 Jun 2008|06:51pm]
[ mood | Creative ]

Friday the Samurai Electricians did RHPS at Union Station. For having not promoted the show at all (I myself had two weeks notice) there was an overwhelming turnout. We were, however, somewhat inhibited with the makeup of the audience. There were some children present and that was a bit strange. The cast definitely had to tone things down a little bit. Otherwise it was great fun. Took a whoooooooole lot of photos. We all went to the City Museum afterwards, courtesy of Brittany. Got some even better photos of scantily clad female friends of mine. Yeaaaaah. Got home very late.

Didn't do shit on Saturday. Woke up, worked on photos, went to work, came home and worked on photos.

Sunday, I went to the Stone Temple Pilots concert, courtesy of Lique. Damn that was cool. Who knows when one might get another chance to see that band. The set list was as follows, in this correct order...

Big Empty
Wicked Garden
Big Bang Baby
Lady Picture Show
Lounge Fly
Sour Girl
Interstate Love Song
[Funk Jam]
Sex Type Thing
Trippin' On A Hole In A Paper Heart
Dead and Bloated (Encore)

It was great. Chevelle was rad too. Didn't dig Saliva and didn't see any of the other bands, as Lique and I are old and didn't have the energy to be outside and deaf all day.

I got one page of www.IAREMORON.com working today. I'm going to slowly make the switch over from my Picasa photo page to my own site. The breakthrough today was finding a free program that will resize and rename photos for me with all kinds of customization available. And again, FREE! Not free to try, FUCKING FREE!! I am happy. THIS is the template page that I created and will base all other photo pages of it. I made it to where I only have to change a few settings to make an entirely different page.

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So Much For More Text Posts... [06 Jun 2008|01:28am]
[ mood | Creative ]

"But It's Gonna Be Such A Great Picture!"

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My Friends Are Still Turning 21... [26 May 2008|12:31pm]
[ mood | I Could Eat A Fucking Horse ]

I'm going to try updating more. Legitimate updates that aren't just cryptic pessimistic comments about how unhappy I might, or might not be.

Leah B's birthday was yesterday and it was party time down at the Landing. Many thank you's to RiceCakes for braving the weather to drive my ass down there. Despite spending most of the evening at Morgan Street (wank wank) I had a good time. Didn't get as many pictures as I'd like to. But oh well. Plenty of other people were snapping photos. Ryan seemed to take exception and got real offensive about me taking photos of him and Sarah. I'm told that he's normally not that uptight and he was just in a difference place, so I'm not going to make up an opinion of him just yet. After Morgan Street we went across the street to ... I don't know, something loud and lame. Some dance thing. Alex and I didn't stay long.

Came home and didn't remember much. I think I went to bed. Not sure. But I slept like a rock with the storm outside my window.


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Countdown... [11 May 2008|03:27am]
[ mood | Clean Pipes ... Ewwww ]

May 14...

Prepare yourselves for a VERY important post here.

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Because It Was A Better Idea Than Going To The Boat Alone Tonight... [30 Apr 2008|01:33am]
[ mood | I Should Be Shooting More Film ]

"The Fabulous Words of K-Sank"

"Making Friends"
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Day 9267... [23 Apr 2008|10:55am]
[ mood | .... ]

I'm just, for lack of a better expression, blaaaaah about everything lately. I feel callous, unaffectionate, uninspired, jaded, and overall could just not care less about anything right now. I show up to work and just don't give a shit about putting forth the extra effort like I used to. I show up to school, errrrr when I show up, and just don't have the drive to print anything new. When I'm out with my camera nothing seems to strike me as photograpically worthy. Oh and I'm growing a disgusting gut and can't get motivated to start working out again. I don't feel nearly as attractive anymore, for other things as well as my gut. And I might have a gambling problem.

** 25 years, 4 months, 14 days = 9267 Days

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Oh Ms. Gish... [09 Apr 2008|04:55pm]
[ mood | Sleeeeeeepy ]

"I've Had A Crush On You Since Junior High"

Staying in tonight, and watching six hours of playoff hockey coverage. Totally.
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